The title of this blogpost may seem strange, but it's not completely out of the question. With my timeshare contract with H10 coming to a conclusion at the end of this year, there will be much less reason to spend future vacations on the Riviera Maya. After all, the world offers so many beach destinations, and let's be brutally honest: Playa's seaweed-plagued coastline doesn't fit the image of a tropical paradise with pristine white beaches, which automatically pops to mind when one hears the name.
After having worked the NICA State Championships the previous weekend and driven home Sunday night, Sandy and I were scheduled to depart Lubbock on Tuesday morning. Alas, when I checked my messages after waking up, I could hardly believe it: Our flight to Dallas and onward to Cancun had been cancelled because of severe weather in the DFW area, and we had been rebooked for the next day, Wednesday. Time to call American. I was stunned to immediately get connected to an agent on the Executive Platinum hotline, and for once I can't praise AA enough as Valerie, after trying almost every option in the book, took my suggestion to rebook us onto a United flight to Houston and then onward to Mexico. Mind you, back in the day that was SOP, but not nowadays, and certainly not for a mileage redemption ticket. Wow.
As it turned out, Valerie had not only been able to snag the last two remaining seats on United's puddle jumper to IAH, but she had also secured first class seats for the CUN flight, and so Sandy and I went from seeing the beginning of our vacation unravel to toasting our good fortune and a phone agent who did the right thing for what the airline so often calls one of their "most valuable customers." United's flight attendants showed themselves from their best side, and Sandy—who had never flown in First—was quite impressed with how much nicer life up front is when compared with the back of the bus.
Before boarding our first flight in Lubbock I had contacted our ground transportation operator in Cancun and let them know that we would arrive almost two hours ahead of schedule. We didn't have to wait long for our shared van and were able to check into the Ocean Riviera Paradise by mid-afternoon, allowing us a bit of pool time before a nice and relaxed dinner in one of the outdoor restaurants that are part of this all-inclusive.
Longtime readers of my blog will remember that on several occasions my H10 stays have been marred by issues with the originally assigned room. As a so-called Privilege guest who was promised to "always have at least an ocean view room" it stings when there's no view at all, except a sea of mangroves with a few palm trees sprinkled in, plus a good dose of early morning construction noise from a neighboring property. I had been in contact with the resort well ahead of this vacation to secure a nice room, and still the difference between #3336 (first four nights) and #3445 (final three nights) could not have been any starker. Well, soon H10 won't be part of my traveling life any longer.
Sandy and I had mutually agreed on no day trips or excursions as she had been with a girlfriend to the Riviera Maya a year or two earlier and had felt as if she had no time to just sit and relax. Fine with me as I have seen the major sights numerous times. And so we spent our week at the ORP lounging by the sea, listening to the soothing sounds of the waves, or hanging out at one of the various pools and making good use of the swim-up bars. We both agreed that this is a wonderful lifestyle, and we also agreed that one can do so for only a week before slowly going batty.
The weather was very nice, with the first four days almost completely devoid of clouds and a steady wind that kept the humidity low. We made sure to stay as much in the shade as possible, and of course we made liberal use of sunscreen—nothing worse than getting burned on the first day of vacation. If you have been to a beach resort, you have seen all those red lobsters doing yet another round of tequila shots while out-yelling each other at the swim-up bar. Attractive gringos and gringas, for sure.
For most of our breakfasts we went to the Privilege Lounge, where we enjoyed the à la carte service; we also went once or twice to the general buffet, just to try it out, but the more intimate atmosphere of the lounge held more attraction for us. Most of our lunches we ate in the Pez Vela restaurant right on the water, a wonderful spot on the open air terrace but out of the sun. We ate our share of fresh ceviche and Mexican burgers, rehydrated with cold white wine or cervecitas, and watched the beach vendors slowly trudge by while armed police patrols in dune buggies made sure we all were safe.
Before dinner we'd have our apéritifs on the veranda of the Privilege Lounge, watching the sun slowly set and life in the resort make the change from pool attire to evening engagements. All dinners were by reservation in one of the six specialty restaurants, and we generally chose a place with outdoor seating as nothing beats a leisurely dinner under the stars. The food quality varied a bit, especially with traditional Mexican dishes that have been adjusted (read: watered down) to meet the gringo palate. Over those fifteen years of staying in H10 resorts I have, unfortunately, seen a decline in tastiness of the food (yet an odd increase in serving sizes, as if people will judge their food by quantity and not quality—well, they probably do!). The presentation of all dishes was, as always, impeccable and made other aspects of the food easier to overlook.
For most of our breakfasts we went to the Privilege Lounge, where we enjoyed the à la carte service; we also went once or twice to the general buffet, just to try it out, but the more intimate atmosphere of the lounge held more attraction for us. Most of our lunches we ate in the Pez Vela restaurant right on the water, a wonderful spot on the open air terrace but out of the sun. We ate our share of fresh ceviche and Mexican burgers, rehydrated with cold white wine or cervecitas, and watched the beach vendors slowly trudge by while armed police patrols in dune buggies made sure we all were safe.
We closed down a few nights with a stroll to the main bar, but since we're really not into karaoke and similar silliness we did that only a couple of times. Especially after our room change it was truly enjoyable to fill up the jacuzzi on our balcony and nurse our nightcap while looking at the beautifully illuminated resort and the main pool. Very nice!
We took a few walks along the beach, with Sandy looking for shells and other treasures. There are a few neighboring resorts, and all of them employ fellows who rake the seaweed into large piles that they then load onto Truper wheelbarrows to dump them just a few dozen meters inland. It's a never-ending, Sisyphean task that looks about as appealing as being a roofer or asphalt layer in the middle of summer. We ventured into the open water only once as this stretch of the beach has quite a few broken coral pieces to stub one's toe. But we did spend quite a bit of time in the pools, piña colada or mudslide in hand.
Before we realized it, we had lived for seven days la dolce vita. As said earlier, one week in an all-inclusive is just enough. There comes a point where one wants to just drink a club soda instead of yet another sugary fou-fou drink. Food menus start looking alike. And the lack of meaningful exercise means that getting up from the pool's lounge chairs is becoming more and more difficult. Time to fly home.
And so we did. This time there were no flight delays, we cleared immigration without a hitch (Sandy, of Latin heritage, without Global Entry, and owner of an almost virgin passport, had worried just a little bit after reading all the stories that have been hitting the social media), and there was enough time for us to enjoy the Admiral's Club in DFW's terminal D, Sandy's first visit ever to an airport lounge. I think she's hooked. When we got to Lubbock, we took an Uber to my house, and the rather weird driver didn't put the car into the proper park position and I ended up with a small dent in my garage door panels. Uber has already refunded the fare, and a Progressive insurance adjuster has contacted me as well. Travel can be quite exciting!
Before we realized it, we had lived for seven days la dolce vita. As said earlier, one week in an all-inclusive is just enough. There comes a point where one wants to just drink a club soda instead of yet another sugary fou-fou drink. Food menus start looking alike. And the lack of meaningful exercise means that getting up from the pool's lounge chairs is becoming more and more difficult. Time to fly home.
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Cancun proper, with its big old lagoon, about 30 miles north of Playa del Carmen |
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